Oh the joy of ordering simple things online.

The Sydney film festival is on right now, and I agreed , against my better judgement, to order tickets online. Gloriously, the festival has chosen Ticketmaster as their fulfillment partner.

Twenty minutes of multiple illegible screengrabs, a frustrating registration process (I want to buy a ticket, why do I need an Flippin’ account?) and a lovely delivery method page that was pointless all combined with my legendarily low threshold for ineptitude and my blood was at boiling point when I finally reached the CC form, where I encountered something so bad it made me laugh.

Now, some important context: I live in AUSTRALIA and I am ordering tickets to an event in Sydney, AUSTRALIA. Hopefully, that will provide all the context this screenshot needs:

Oh look mummy, our country was wiped off the map!